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They say that there are two types of men in Pensacola:
(gasps)
And you ate someone's bacon.
people would ask questions.
were advising.
Oh, please, God, no, don't break another wig.
you can kiss your career goodbye.
The timing on my trapdoor exit
felt like spring.
(whispering): Listen, is that Phil?
doing "Ghosts of Pensacola" here.
Michael: Ava! (groaning)
-Of course, you are. -Well, no, I am.
Give me that.
Kathleen (on speakers): Bill! Bill!
supposed to go through that flappy door?
Woman: No, I'm, uh. I'm good.
Fucking hack!
yeah, whole entire life.
(gulps audibly)
Asshole!
But with Kathleen?
It, it isn't safe.
I mean, the bolt must have been in place
of bullshit I've heard in my whole,
Um... I'll make it as safe as I can.
just another ghost...
to take the edge off, right?
Hold on, if we can hear this,
-Thank God. -Rebecca: It suits me. It calms my spirit...
I had nothing to do with your mom--
I guess I'm lucky.
pilots, and the men who keep 'em up in the air.
Why don't you grab me some extra
You know, this is not a TikTok, baby.
Chubby foot. Very hardcore.
and then reemerge confessing our love.
Kathleen: Do you think I did?
Make us spill our morning coffee.
Thank you. I can't tell you how many times I've heard that.
Maybe forever.
It's not like he's in jail or anything.
you were doing insurance commercials
So, um... here's my price.
Phil: Mats work!
Uh, yeah, well, looks like we got us
It's risky.
-Oh yes. -Hmm?
and then his wife died.
Kathleen (on radio): You spend years planning your wife's murder
No. Okay, look, that's it.
You are here to talk about your chubby foot
-Crew Member: Yes, ma'am. -Now, on the third flyover,
-No. -For Ava.
Oh, I'll give you guys some privacy.
in a fucking frozé dispenser.
Fear and anticipation in her eyes.
Alright. You want some mutually-assured destruction?
A key lime pie.
but I tell you this-- the doomsday clock is ticking.
You know, my money, my career,
The waves.