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where we bare our souls
Oh, there.
If any one of those things hadn't happened,
(feedback squeals)
You should be used to taking direction from a woman.
Quiet, quiet, hey!
The mists up to the lashline.
He was better than me in every way!
Do you think there could be a sign or somethin'?
This is hell.
Like when you were a little girl.
a new play by a brilliant new writer,
Like, what doctor signed off on this?
Kathleen: You impotent baby.
Now you will respect that, young lady,
(trapdoor opens)
And so it follows that that day,
Ava: Michael, I keep asking you
"The Ghosts of Pensacola."
that if you died tomorrow,
What if I'm not here?
No, that's a Phantom.
in search of the truth.
He is going to have a fit.
She Trade.
Stop it! Just stop thinking
He just went a little overboard.
I love you.
Michael: Some folks say that's why--
Kathleen: It was cold in Pensacola that winter.
(indistinct dialogue)
Let me go. Let me go!
It's still on my Wikipedia page.
It's a sellout, and I don't get halibut every day.
Frost that comes too early
(exhales) Jesus.
Michael: Ava! Ava!
-Man: Oh, my God! -(woman screams)
Oh yeah, and the "People" magazine interview
Bobby's real daddy went down over the Sea of Japan.
(Phil chuckles)
And you would have known that
(creaking)
Michael, do you know
(classical music playing)
Man: Wait. Charlie. No!
(whispering): Cue 38.
No, that's a Phantom.
to a concrete floor underneath, and union regulations state--
I know that we have hurt each other in the past.
He's very well-behaved today.
Lucky me.
Shake! You got it. Everything.
Hey, sweetheart.
and I'd be sitting in a cell.
I live off it. I use it.
Phil's preshow checklist.