Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The whole crew used to laugh at you.

See that? It's a sight line.

And this exact thing happens

-Woman: Look out! -(glass shatters)

Kathleen: Oh, goddamn you!

That's right. I smoke cigarettes.

-They love each other. -Why are you telling me this?

-Welcome to the life. -Kathleen: Mm-hmm.

I know what let's do...

Hey, Sheriff. Never meet your heroes, right?

You see, they don't hate each other.

You need to get off the stage.

don't you want to be together right now?

for a $200,000 kill fee.

Kathleen: Look, honey, I made you a little snack.

Well, that actually sounds pretty perfect.

truly transformed by it for the first time every show.

What, do you think people come here for the food?

* I'm healthy and wealthy and wise *

No, the chubby foot monologue, that was three minutes.

Everyone heard it. You heard it.

They offered big money.

Then you waste.

Mother and child reachin' out for each other.

The sea longs to reach the clouds.

They were ignoring me.

my character's clubfoot for just a moment?

Kathleen: Oh, that boy was born to fly.

I know that I have hurt you terribly.

where you implied that I couldn't read.

I'm not bluffing.

-Found it. -Thank you.

Live wires get exposed,

(audience murmuring)

he always took me with him.

* Learning how to sing and dance *

If I didn't have a bottle of Ambien in my dressing room,

Kathleen: You know, I'm not so sure,

(Fosse whining)

other than when he was up there flying with the birds...

They cover your ankles, then your waist.

Independence Day.

and futzed with the floor door.

Oh shit. I got to do the checklist.

* To be in a show *

Who's talking? Is that the ghost?

I think some of the donors are big "Spooky" fans actually.

Kathleen: (clapping) Okay, everyone, come on.

That thing on your lap.

Well, I'm sorry, Kathleen. The answer's no.

Michael: Well, that's great.

Woman: Um, could we possibly discuss