Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

All the cops had to do is check my thermos,

I know I checked that bolt and those pads.

I love your work.

-Break a leg, Michael. -Oh!

And, and I need the money.

The fuck is going on here?

I'm like De Niro at the end of "Heat," man.

The primal connection we had

Okay, what are we going to do?

Kathleen: Not as shriveled as your tiny little dick!

-And now I'm flipping it. -No.

But the show is about to start!

Well, you're a better man than me, Phil.

I will shove that peanut butter

Yeah, you're right.

...off! Off the stage.

I just want you to know that "Spooky and the Cop"

Who are you? Did you just come down from the lights?

Christian Slater, "True Romance."

-Which actor eats the Chex Mix? -Rebecca.

(audience applauds)

They want to meet the clouds.

You survived a face full

I get it. I'll see myself out.

I'll have a club sandwich with a side order of a gun.

It wasn't your fault.

Fucking boomers.

by the end of the play tonight,

-What the hell...! -Hey, Kathleen.

I killed that fucking monologue, okay?

Charlie: Get off the stage.

There is no way

And I'll tell you the truth, I didn't believe a single word.

That's Kathleen Townsend and Michael Graves

You need to stop now.

I want everything on this stage to shake.

If he secured the flappy door,

since he didn't miss a single line in rehearsal.

Michael (over speakers): ...you washed-up has-been.

-(muffled dialogue) -(thunder continues)

Yeah, we're ready! Everything's good!

(spookily): Goodbye!

-(jets whooshing) -(audience applauds)

Well, yeah. I mean, kind of.

You are such a failure.

So now, the price of my love