Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

* Broadway Baby *

I can put in a good word for you if you're interested.

Don't worry. You're doing great.

That's probably why I keep doing it.

But thank you for your service.

(scattered applause)

until Ava walked across it.

No, as soon as the curtain goes up,

So I think someone drugged him

I'll take that as a yes. What is this...

in season six, episode 11, "Exit Stage Death."

I want you to do a play with me.

after I poured her a bottle of the good stuff, by the way.

And you show up knowing your goddamn lines.

Wow. Uh, yeah, sorry.

that doesn't require paperwork or references?

Don't know why they bother.

That cold winter.

She have family money?

Your daughter, your little girl.

My God. What you're giving me is gold.

-Um, Garrett... -Jesus!

Ava, I'd like for you to meet my mortal enemy,

Well, be my guest. Take the curse off me.

Okay, I did that drop every night for one year.

Well, likewise. Likewise.

For who? From what?

So don't you ever upstage me again.

Oh, my God, dude, dude, we just figured out

Isn't that what we all want for our children?

The third banana onstage has an allergy.

That means I provided joy to a lot of people.

that means that someone unsecured it.

and, uh, feelings.

No, never mind, Mama. Forget I mentioned it.

-Son of a bitch! -Mats work.

Bring me the Philistine.

Oh, if it isn't my fiercest critic.

Come on, you threw a tip at a customer.

Wait, are you in love with him too?

We have to pay. We have no choice.

so I can see you.

and I got a whole chapter about...

Kathleen: Just get out there and hobble, honey.

Hey, hey, chubby foot.

they electrocute actors.

Oh, Kathleen. Oh.

I'm letting you direct this damn play!

Aww, that's so sweet.

Kathleen, I'd love for you to meet my wife, Ava.

Actress? More like hacktress.