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No. I'll find something in the mini-bar.
Oh, my goodness. Thank you so much. I'm blushing.
The hotel manager, he explained it to me. They're all one person and they love me.
- Well, someone has to. - Bitch.
Fuck you
He was almost 60 and fat and he worked in Human Resources
# When the working day is done
- I suppose. - I'd greatly appreciate it.
Lawrence Gill.
Not here. The States.
I have a kid.
I have a charming deluxe smoking junior suite on the tenth floor
Well, you know, I have been doing phone work for a really long time now,
Yeah, toy store.
Say, would you ladies like to get a drink at the bar, maybe?
Okay.
Are you ladies in customer services?
You're clicking your fork against your teeth. Could you not do that?
The States. I like that.
So you get to see things like pandas, which I think are awfully cute.
You're welcome. Enjoy.
- Downtown. - Yup.
- Why don't you fuck off, bitch? - You fuck off.
Hi!
# No, I've never met you, my sweet dear
I love eggs. Scrambled is my favorite egg style.
Oh, gosh, okay. Yeah, let's do it.
It's so worth it.
It's such a great song. I want to be the one who walks in the sun.
Michael? Michael?
Where would I go?
- Can I have scrambled eggs? - Sure.
# To be near
Oh, I love Portuguese. I love to listen to Brazilian singers.
Yeah. You're right.
and there you were, so...
I want to cry, but I can't.
No, no, you can just go around those.
Oh, really?
Will you call me that all the time? I guess it's long to say all the time.
# But none of them is you
where they sing in Portuguese.
Shut up, Lisa.
# Oh, mother, dear, we're not the fortunate ones
- Yup. - What is it?
Try it, go ahead. Watch.
Just up here to the left, sir.
Thank you. It is my privilege today to talk to you about customer service,
Take the golf cart. That's what it's for.
P.S.
- I've missed you. - Me, too.
My last boyfriend was eight years ago. And he wasn't even my boyfriend.