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with the little slippers laid out next to the bed
# I'd love them if I had the choice
Well, the zoo then.
But just like completely suddenly?
Buttony. No, that's not it.
I don't know.
It's an anomaly.
I'm just here for a day.
They have breeding programs for all these endangered species.
Yeah, there's a toy store about two blocks up.
Yes, of course, one moment.
You feel so good.
# And hide her away from the rest of the world
Good.
I haven't been with anybody in eight years.
They don't want us to be together. I think they'll kill you if they need to.
- Fuck you. - Fuck you.
No.
and he had a wife and his daughter was older than me.
- Let me look! Let me look! - He gets right to the point.
Darren McGavin.
# Those endless, sleepless hours in bed
Emily's a prince... ess.
Don't laugh at me.
- Then why are you still here? - I'm leaving. I just need to find my wallet.
We can just hang out here. I have the whole weekend till I have to get back to work.
No, you're very pretty.
Oh, that? That's an antique. It's Japanese.
It's just obvious to me that you are.
The Jew's harp is an underrated instrument.
Yes, the weather is very good.
No, it isn't that. My choice of words... It's not about that at all.
I'm sorry, Henry. Mommy said a bad word.
Yeah, you should check it out.
I don't care what anybody says. Godfrey loves me.
Okay. There we go.
Yeah. The third letter is a V, I think.
Well, where are you staying?
The zoo is great. World-class, they say.
I'm so happy, Michael.
Always remember, the customer is an individual.
How's the weather there now? Good?
Here's your breakfast, Mr. Stone.
Hi, Daddy. I'm a pirate.
That's a very good idea. What do you think your father would say to all this?
And I brought my Sarah Brightman CDs.
ЧИЖАН
Don't laugh at me.
Ice machine down the hall. And would you like me to get you some ice before I leave?
No, it's super-fancy.
I've never even made it past team leader in my department.
- Does this feel okay? - Yes. Sorry. I'm just... I'm a little shy.
Hi, slugger.
I'll have an apple mojito, please. Can you make those with apple schnapps?
I looked up Anomarisa in my Japanese-English dictionary.
- Jesus. What? - Miss?
I like different languages.
- Make it two. - Back in a minute.
- No, maybe I should go and see her, right? - Yeah, that sounds right.
I'm sure you'll get more of those. I'm a sloppy sleeper.
- What else did you get me? - I didn't get you anything else...
Good.
Really? Michael, that's a big decision. I don't...
so I pride myself on sounding pleasant and professional,
The front line of every customer department is the group of folks
No. No.