Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And we got you a little something.

Don't... Stop fucking with my car.

This is literally the biggest party... Aren't you going out with the other nurses?

They're ready for you.

Elizabeth Hey, Russell

Oh! Ooh! Yeah Meant to ask...

I guess I should begin by saying that my statement from earlier in the week was not true.

Looking at it! Elizabeth gave this to me.

What? Did you see the col-saw of education?

Scott Delacorte. Elizabeth Halsey.

See, that's what I'm talking about. Keep saying shit like that you're gonna get punched.

I don't know... I like it here.

Amy, hi. Hi, I got you something.

Ya, not bad... for a camera phone Huh?? You can keep those too -Fuck!

Uh Uhh!! Yes I do!

Retest!! Retest! Retest!

Giving each other the gift of these bodies.

Hi, I'm Sashas mother.

No running in the hall!

I love Chase Rubin Rossy. Great.

And even though I'll never teach again professionally.

- Clearly? - How would that even work?

I'll let you know, next time I go. Not that fun.

I mean if someone told me at the beginning of the year that you... 'you'... will get the bonus...

A retest on? C'mon.

But you'd have to wait for dessert we have a real treat.

Listen Carl, I know that you are a very busy man So, I'm just gonna get right down to it

shut up! So did you and your wife just moved to town? I'm not married

So, what are the limitations of having Scott as the narrator?

It's so nice to see you becoming a real member of the JAMS family.

Like any other job... in the entire world.

How would you like to pay?

God, it is so hard on my salary to have to pay for my own supplies

Those oatmeal rasin again? Gingerbread.

I can't believe you let her take advantage of you like that.

Clean! Haa! I told you.

Umm... I happen to be pedaling past the 7th Grade car wash this Saturday.

I'm rooming with a guy I met on craigslist all I'm asking you for is 10,000 dollars

Now, here we are...

Also I have an original song.

Anyone know where Danny Morebox is? Any more movies in class?

Carl Halabi. The state test.

ONE MONTH LATER

Remember, in the second grade when we had a sleep over and you wet the bed?

...to those under privilege students at Malcolm X high school.

What part of it, exactly?

Alright folks, can we all settle down for a second?

That's my thing, and everybody knows it. so..

Pathetic. This is why the Japs are overtaking us.

Scored in the top 5% of the whole state.

Wally!!! Can't you see? She is manipulating you through the use of dolphins

Sorry, Santa. Sorry, Jesus.

I want my ring back.

Baby doll... I'm home.

And I know I am not perfect. But show me the perfect teacher.

we're watching a movie on the first day? I think its awesome.

Oh... oh tell me bout that... I think I'm gonna have another drink before I hit the road.

that they're rewarded with suspicion?

That's what I would do if I were you, Wally.

Aww... Come on. Anyone wants extra sticker on their wall star board?

Sharks. Well sharks can tear families apart.

That's just something I say sometimes. Stupid.

"Learning is Fun-tastic"