Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We are in a state of emergency, and my word is law There is only one boss in this place, and that's me.

Okay... so that's endorsed And put the rest on these.

You know... how much we all love her.

My fave... My favorite job was, 'Splitting rails'.

Alrighty, have a super awesome day, you two.

isn't getting laid until he's 29 that's what I know...

But when the superintendent personally ask you to work at one of the worst school in the state?

I thought it was poetry slam night.

- Kill it! Can we talk about this later? - Later we'll all die said the gator to the fly.

Thanks for calling again

What was that, Mr. Apple?

I wanna fuck you baa-side desk

Good. Good okay...

I love how his eyes sparkle when he smiles. I wanna sit on his face.

Do we really wanna tell our young people...

So you guys having an awesome time?

I hope you haven't spent that bonus check on anything because you're about to give it back.

please... let me know ASAP.

Are we still on this? She's my everything.

Welcome to the number one New Year's Eve Party in the entire world.

oh, I love my summers... fresh corn... mmmm

And lets not forget.. The sleeping with my boyfriend

I'm going through such a tough time.

Hey, I'm sorry to interrupt you guys, but... I couldn't help it over hear your conversations.

You know, Lynn when I first started teaching

Everything okay with Garrett? No, it's not

Oh! Look, your moms here. Hi Mom, what a fun surprise.

thanks, I love men's watches, its kind of a hobby

cause its gonna be a crazy ride.

You are in Period 5?

Trust me She's only using you for your money.

Who can forget Mr. Pinkus's haunted classroom.

Okay fine, I'm not actually pregnant.

I don't know... It's the only thing I'm good at

Yeah. Look at it.

You have no upper body strength. Yes, I do...

I wanna fuck you against the desk

Kansas City. Stalk much?

You're not working hard enough. I need results.

Don't worry Amy... We'll get you the help you need.

I'm writing a song right now called 855-8241777.

Just leave me alone.

This is just what we know, right?

I dare you. I'm not afraid of your dare, Fabrigo.

Yea, I'm not gonna hear that. Oh... it's mandatory.

That sounds nice.

I was hoping to see it sooner. I'm on a bit of a deadline.

We haven't had homework all year

Go talk to them. What am I gonna talk about?

Mine's metal. Even better.

Garrett Portman, I was a kid from an old boys school.

I prefer to think of it as two people with amazing bodies...

...of physical education.

you owe me for breaking off the engagement you know how humiliating that was?

It's good to know there's still some actual educators out there.

With his brother, Ajack.

I used movies as one of my tools

- Hmmm. - I just hate slavery so so much.

Oh, there we go.

you can bet your bottom dollar the sun will not come out tomorrow.

And we have a quiz tomorrow. What?!!

What bonus? For the state test.

Oh, I need some water.

There is no one in the LeBron who'll ever be Jordan. Nobody will ever be Jordan... okay?