Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Bullshit. - No you're not.

That was the big one Honest Abe.

What do you want? Is that marijuana?

At Harvard, but...

One teacher can make a difference.

Well, alright... you... and you grab the TV and roll it up front

But she doesn't care.

Umm... why don't you two give me a hand with dessert? And we can let these two... discuss.

Come on. C'mon c'mon c'mon...

Okay... That's enough. We get it, you're crying.

You understand this is what I do? - Yea I got it - Like for a living.

Hand him the envelope. I'm gonna need a couple bucks for gas.

God damn it! We are done here.

she has such a big heart. Looks like enormous.

That explains me, making absolutely no sense.

So, basically, if I was gonna go out with you, I would be making the conscious choice...

But I'm so sad..it's because your relationship ended.

Hi, there... you look like Losty MC Losterson...

We're dating... so... It'll also be romantic.

Just try it... try it! Just... please stop pressuring her.

So, all this is mine, by the way As far as the eye can see.

Oooo... well... Glad I wore my fun underwear.

Except abortion, of course.

It is really fun over here. Lynn, get your ass over to those cowboys.

Things are about to change around here.

Give me a nug... I'll go smoke it in my car.

I'll take you there. Oh. You don't have to do that.

She wants a guy like Ian.. What's his face? Ian Mentelbaum? The rapper?

Hi, I'm Sasha Abernathy, My mother baked this cookies for you..

I need that test!

Hello titties...

Here we go, well its been another great year here at JAMS.

I thought you were a nurse.

Okay... There's a handicapped one... which is way closer use the handicapped one, its way closer

So, call me crazy, but this might be the best Period 5 show of all time.

My students, probably most.

...It's like the freedom and the wind in your hair obviously the image... you don't wanna...

Hi, I'm a math terrorist with close ties to algebra

hey, uh.. may be too soon, but you wanna like..grab a bite or something sometime

This might help. Wanna get wasted? Uh... Yea...

What wend so wrong in your life that you ended up educating children?

Hey, kids. Hey...

Even if it made me unpopular.

Anyone seen Stand and Deliver? Show hands...

last year's car wash raised 6000 dollars

You know, I've always said that dolphins are the humans of the sea

its a time for a little bit of talking before we really get to the important part.

Which is why they call me 'rail splitter'.

So.. Russell, what has to go wrong in someone's life for them to end up being a middle school gym teacher?

I'm not... you know... that is just offensive that you would even ask me that.