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Klingons joining Starfleet.
I'm not from Hawaii, either.
Well, uh, I-I-I have the shirt and, uh, you know, the boots.
which led to my decision.
and my commanding officer was from Honolulu.
[laughs] Which is exactly why the Federation
You always pick the chef.
- That's like the most culturally insensitive-- -[all shout]
I don't know. Sure.
Jeez, what is this, commander hangout day?
I-I'm sorry.
Today will be a day of great honor for me.
You dare spit lies on my ship?!
- Captain, I believe that I could modify the-- - Beliefs,
then someone else can have it.
I am available for chess.
Klingons helping Pakleds?
- Other ships may come to investigate. -[alarm blaring]
to keep them running.
What? No, one Varuvian bomb is enough.
- What do you mean? - Oh, she's been bugging me to do
No. I will be composing an arrangement for the lute,
[laughs] Even cowards and fools have their uses.
-[boots sputtering] -[shouting]
we would be left unprotected.
-[choking] -[laughing]
Ha! You dare challenge me?
I do not believe this punishment is warranted.
in letting others fight our battles.
Let us eat before the squirmiest gagh is devoured.
[laughs] Yes, the honor is palpable.
Excellent, then with the threat neutralized,
Whoa! Now that's tropical.
My instinct tells me
Oh, I'm surprised someone your age
They're about to start a war.