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Kellyanne Conway?
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Mort Crap
You could be mayor!
♪ I'll give you what you need ♪
Marge Simpson is our new mayor.
but I can make a second one if you're staying.
as far as I'm concerned, what's that?
He named, um, uh, a-a stammer after me.
Peter herbert jerome Dumbassheard
Zing!
Hey. Where'd everybody go?
Monorail. Monorail. Monorail. Monorail.
Now if you wouldn't mind serving the coffee and cake,
Homie, you want to make out with the mayor?
History is made.
I promise, if you elect me,
As moderator, it's my duty to fact check
And as a mom, I want to help this town eat its vegetables.
but I'll tell you this: retirement agrees with me.
No, they're not building a new monorail.
- Here's your script. - I don't want a script.
Chris bonnie bruce mort joe quagmire jerome Don't
How dare you insult me like that?
about throwing your husband under the bus.