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It's fine. But you'll call me if you're out late, right?
- I think I've proven my worth. - Are you asking for a raise?
Let's just, like, drop it, now.
Anyway, I'm pretty much in love with you.
Okay, let me just finish this cocktail real quick. [slurping]
Thanks. I love you. By which I mean, you're terrible.
- Can I help you with anything else? - Get me a date for tonight.
[laughing]
- Which one? - The one about the women drivers.
[Brennan] To the Bones Mobile.
Ow! Drugs, I thought we were friends.
- Oh, boy. - Karen, I'm sorry.
What do you mean "baby"? Why do you say "baby"?
Let's not waste each other's time and cut right to the chase.
- Oh, my God. You're BoJack Horseman. - Yeah, duh.
Writer/social media coordinator/ director of New Media Outreach.
Once I spent 45 minutes at a fascinating lecture
- What are you doing? - Or not. Maybe nobody's seeing it.
It was so dumb. It was the best.
He's one of our clients. I met him a couple weeks ago.
- Hey, buddy, big day. - [moans] No.
- Let's go to the Labrador Peninsula. - Yeah?
He wants me to come to his house and party with his friends.
I just got a text from Alexi Brosefino.
But if you know when you know and I only think that I know,
Oh! I am right there with you.
if we started this project together, or...
- I love Karen. But does she complete me? - Taneisha, nobody completes anybody.
♪ Or I'm more man than a horse ♪