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I am so sorry ShitShow
- My jeans feel amazing right now. - That is great.
but rather than read the remarks I've been preparing
I think we all know which one I'm talking about.
Since when are you an expert on who can and cannot have children?
Secretariat is, wait for it...
- That's terrifying. - I know.
[panting] Mr. Peabut Nutter. Mr. Peeper Number.
That's just a dumb name some reporter came up with.
I did narrate a Mazda commercial. Funny story how that came together.
Let's put the drug in my mouth, so I can trip or roll or gush or--
Or possibly other Dianes we don't even know about yet.
Boxer vs. Raptor, ♪ Na-na na-na na-na na-na! ♪
♪♪
It just doesn't come easy for me, like it does for you.
Because maybe I am Cool Sexy Diane,
[Brennan] Sometimes, the only way to solve a crime is with bones.
- Here we go. - Oh, okay.
I don't always have the right feelings,
Taneisha, Karen. [sing-song] Taneisha... Karen...
It's so you can get some leaves on your poster.
And you're gonna do everything you can to fill that hole, with friends,
Nobody should be thinking about the things I say.
But within each man lives a great multiplicity, right?
Do you know what this means?
because we think we're more important than everybody else.
So to do a soft launch, I think we'd only need about ten cars.
- It's crazy. - That's incredible.
which nobody is in right now.
if a movie star wants to hang out with you for no reason.
- Yeah? - Yeah, look at me.