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Thank you, Dr. Janet, for Jamaican me open up like that.
I'm a gynecologist. I specialize in fertility.
That took up most of the hour,
I can't go on three dates. Can we reschedule two of them?
I loved The BoJack Horseman Show. That is, like, my favorite show.
Do you not know?
Wait, did you say there's a wedding?
- Yeah. Beat it, Kiefer. - [scoffs]
Wait, Diane, please hear me out... [voice deepens and distorts]
thinking I was one of the gang, but it was just a big mistake
Whoa.
I know exactly what you're talking about.
- You always did have such great ideas. - You know what else would be cool?
- What's the opposite of a non-date? - A date.
- [alarm blaring] - Aah!
Uh... hey, laundry cart.
I keep telling you we should go visit the old country.
Just think: by this time tomorrow, we'll know if it's a hit or a flop.
and I'm running around the kitchen like crazy, smearing blood everywhere.
Yeah, Diane, some drug dealer from 2013
While you're signing, I have a stack of holiday cards for the staff.
If not, I'll just meet somebody else and invite you to the wedding.
I've taken on duties beyond the scope of my original contract.
but we do still have a little time to hear from Diane.
That's a really weird assumption for you to make.
My movie, starring me, the movie star, just opened.
- You're a cat. - And you're a mouse.
and it is, because you have exactly nine minutes before your meeting
No. I got to go home. I got to tell my husband.
I took the liberty of writing little personal messages
Well, I'm the only albino rhino gyno I know
- Ooh. - [doorbell rings]
but I do know how precious and rare it is
that everybody loves you, but nobody likes you.
- Oh, thanks. - You don't have to come, but send a gift.