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I have an uncle who still plays the flute at the local pub every week.
One at seven, one at 8:30, and one at ten.
We defy odds, we face challenges with valor,
Because otherwise you're just gonna get older, and harder, and more alone.
began when engineers took two panes of laminated glass
Besides, I have to go. It's for work. I'm sorry.
Let's hear it from some of these bridesmaids.
and I end up feeling like a huge nerd over again.
"Jamaican Bobsledders?"
And I'm sitting there, and I'm thinking, "Do I know?"
I'm the only albino rhino gyno I know.
- Yeah, it was great seeing you too. - Yeah, yeah, good night.
When I said “the industry”, I meant the auto glass industry.
- Well, then, it's settled. - I'll draw up the paperwork.
- When's the last time that happened? - It hasn't.
I thought I'd ask for 15 percent stake,
Mm-hmm.
That's not a real thing.
- That's the word. - I'd like that.
- Big premiere day. - Stop.
Let's get blasted. Right?
Wait, no, go back to your other idea.
We call our business the industry
- What's gonna happen tomorrow? - I don't know.
Who knows when I'll get another night off?
BoJack, it's gonna be okay.
It will be a long time before you get another night off.
Why is everybody not talking about me for a moment? This is concerning.
[chuckling] If I have one more bad date...
but I think for the next time, some people here
I settled on a company dental plan.
Boring regular people love it when movie stars show up
- But that's what made it so good. - Yeah, I got it.
- So, what, I should just settle? - Yes, thank you, exactly. Settle.
And we're really good for each other. Or at least, you're good for me.
It's the very blade of the bobsled.
- [sobbing and sniffling] - [howling]