Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Nobody is just one thing. - Yeah, except for Shitshow, right?

- I don't know, BoJack. - I'm sorry, Todd. Are you a movie star?

I'd be happy to put you in the stirrups, look at the old cat eggs.

I sometimes have trouble reading tone.

- I think I know how this ends. - [both chuckling]

I'm not always good at using words to describe emotions.

♪ It's been so long I don't think I'm gonna last ♪

Ahh! Cool, I'm just gonna get one or two more drinks

[cheers and applause]

I love you, baby. I always knew I did.

you'd think they could vet their drivers better.

I think as far as disasters go, that was one of the better ones.

Alexi, did you hear back from that piece you texted?

of the woman Taneisha's become,

No, Todd, I don't want to pretend like we're ghosts.

It's the best non-date I've ever had.

We also love getting brunch.

but I love you so much and I need you to know that.

Please, BoJack. She'll listen to you. Everyone loves the movie star.

You had a house filled with love, parents who said nice things to you,

- Holy shit. Is that a Klimt? - Hey, guys, we got a guest.

Ecch! Not if you were the last albino rhino gyno on the planet.

I could work out any bugs with the app.

- Reservations? - For your dates.

I didn't think he actually wanted me to do it tonight.

The drugs have something to say.

- [laughing] - Yes.

That gentle sound tells us the sun has set on our time together this week.

I had a very good reason for that, but I do not remember what it was.

- Look it over, sign it at your leisure. - I don't have any leisure.

- You have a night off tonight. - A night off?

- Uh... - I mean, I think I know.

I'm gonna get a lot of love. I want you by my side,

Ugh! I'm sure I won't.

I once got Nic Cage to buy Charlie Chaplin's mustache on eBay.