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I'm sure it's going to be fine.
- The wedding is back on. - [cheering]
I always say, there's more than one way for a cat... you know, to have skin.
at the Apollo Theater before I realized it was a comedy routine.
But the modern era of automotive glass
We all have sex with a lot of women. But who cares?
I was laughing at it because it was so bad, do you understand?
Ecch! Not if you were the last albino rhino gyno on the planet.
- Hey. - Hey.
They jizz their pants for that shit.
When can I see you again? When's your next night off?
Yeah, we get why the Casanova narrative is appealing and how it helps our brand.
Also, you took a shit ton of gush.
When I said the industry, I meant the auto glass industry.
Oh, come on. What are you, serious? At your age?
Yeah, I was thinking, maybe some time we should have a--
you're a bona fide movie... wait for it, star.
Ugh! [shudders]
because you meant to text-- Oh, shit, that's exactly what happened.
Wow. Weird turn of events, huh?
And then I showed up and you were like, "Who's this chick?"
And I don't always know how to tell you that. But drugs help.
[gasping]
Excuse me, my good man.
Uh...
♪ BoJack the Horseman Don't act like you don't know ♪
Oh, you're in the entertainment industry.
Todd, it was really great to see you.
Okay.
[chuckles] I don't know, Emily. Uh, you're pretty drunk.
- Why were you working in the dark? - Oh, I guess it got dark.