Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- So, what's up? - Guard duty.
Go!
Two bucks...
So that means you're not mad at me?
- Boys, watch confidence at work. - Be strong.
Ford was president, Nixon was in the White House...
King of the Mountain.
"No regrets." That's my motto.
I'm sorry.
Let's go. Come on, guys. All right.
This is the best Taco Bell I’ve ever had
Last year, he died with his boots on...
- You're that dude? - I'm that dude.
to get a drink in this town?
I will wait here with him.
Bull Mountain is our home...
Welcome to our local cantina. I like to stop in and have a...
At least Stewart has his act together enough to ask me out.
Ride, Papa! Ride, Papa! Ride, Papa! Ride, Papa!
- Hi, John! - Hi, boys.
Technically, that was flirting
Get away from my head!
- Let's do somethin'! - It is our town!
This outfit is suffocating my...
and don't give me this broken heart rigamarole.
Let me go!
in what is now called Utah.
to an old fart like me, would you?
Anthony, is that you?
Somebody help us!
What, fired?
How's that for irony?
Pig Pen, you go to the bathroom in the cup!
Well, listen, you've got to do it before it's too late.
Cheers!
and you're about to dip your skis...
What's up, guys?
'Cause you'll roll right past...
Anna's getting married.
Inga, will you...
Let me get some of that.
First floor, Alaska.
Everyone must have a beer.
The door's stuck!
to check this place out, and, well, they spook easily.
I'm gonna stay here, so your dad doesn't know where you went.
Where are you taking the bull?
Hey, fellas!
Welcome to the Major Resort family!
Rick, check it, the doctor is in!
And that time, it wasn't even a threat.
Barry. He's in medical school.
my brother.
I proposed to her at the most beautiful, romantic place on earth… Cancun, Mexico
So my daughter's a whore! This is a hell of a deal!
So, you girls like Porsches?
Eric, you ever notice that you're always...
Look, your personal life is none of my business...
No, stay. We'll cuddle.
OK, John. Well, where do you want to start?
His last words were from a Billy Joel song?
Are you hurt'?
No swimsuit No tan lines!
Rick! Jeez, I've been looking everywhere for you.
Where did he come from?
GAY.
a slice of heaven...
Yeah. We have a saying around here.
I'm hot!
Rick, you are an idiot not to go for Jenny...
Don't you eyeball me!
'Round these parts, he became known as "Papa."
Was it worth it?
Oh, my God!
Welcome to the winning team
This making out is a lot of fun.
I didn't know you were here, Rick. I'm really sorry.
Looks pretty hairy, sir.
I was there! It was called the 80s!
My daddy was Mr. Majors. Actually, he was Mr. Mankowicz.
Look, we'll always have Oregon State Baseball, right?
a kind of drink. It's called...
What?
What the hell... bar bars!
And it's awful. The dogs survived, though.
Everywhere.
if I want to sell my investors on it.
You see that up there?
Hey, girlfriend. What you drinkin'?
It's OK. You know? I mean...
If I must.
Old habits die hard.
and I love you more than any man's ever loved a woman...
No offense, Short Stack, but you give me the creeps.
Twenty.
Thanks a lot.
It's a long story.
you do.
On their occasional break...
Hey, listen.
Schlafenzeit Night
Wait.
Stumpy had to go!
Jacuzzi Casanova
You're gonna have to try a lot harder than that, Ricky.
Look, Rick, I feel for you, 'cause I've been through it...
Skateboard...
to do that, but...
I've been practicing.