Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Guys on oil rigs get laid a lot, right?

We're not the locals anymore... they are.

It's gonna be OK, ladies. Jiggle more!

You ever been on one of those lesbian chat rooms?

Not tonight, Pig Pen!

is that I think... I know that I'm in love with her.

Retard, walk me out.

Where are you taking him? Come on!

Good. First thing in the morning.

They're right, Rick. Bull Mountain's gone.

But have you seen the women from Aspen?

- Wish me luck. - I'll see you there.

You, get the door!

Hey there, Welcome to the winning team.

Isn't that Anthony?

Welcome, girlfriend.

Get out of my way!

The general rule of thumb is one week of mourning...

I kind of like the song, Stewart.

You can't with this dress.

Bull Mountain, don't go changin'!

You ever been on one of those… lesbian chatrooms?

Hey, everybody.

but we stole it fair and square.

And five shots of Goldschlager, please.

Go make tinkle, or it's your job.

One... two... three...

I got fag practice in the morning So I understand

right after his nap time.

I will take a beer then And 5 shots of Gold Schlager please

and FDR was runnin' this country into the ground.

So... we have to do the honorable thing...

When you won the race last night...

So... your fiance...

He's a pilot, too? He's a doctor and a pilot?

That's the smell of you all getting fired.

Cheers, everybody!

Hot sluts with tits

- That's a big number. - Not bad.

which is Spanish for the matador.

Thank you. You look amazing.

to cheer him up. Don't you agree?

Got you a little gift. I'll see you out there.

Oh, my God, guys.

I won't be long.

Used to be my bar, but they kind of took it away.

Who put a farting machine under my table?

And when I met you... I don't know, I just...

And I'm gonna look at him and tell him...

That is the right answer.

The back door was unlocked.

and you will be back at the plate in no time.

King of solvang

The hot tub, the drug test...

Who is this guy?

I'm gonna do her.

Yeah. Schlafenzeit. Anything you say.

talking about putting something up my ass?

Learn to make Your own memes son

Do it! Call me retard one more time!

Welcome to the winning team

- So, do you ever miss her'? - Who?

But I wanted you to know that I want you to stay on...

- I don't understand. - I'm engaged.

Staff room, right now, or so help me, I will get my...

Schleepy time I go to bed now

You'll make a boatload. Maybe you'll marry my daughter.

We could meet at the inn.

at the same time.