Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, sure. It's my lucky number anyway.
Well, I sat down to have a beer, and kablooey!
W- i-s-c-o-n-s-i-n.
She's happy?
The girls are changing. I think you should leave.
Where do they get this stuff?
Ow! Leland, stop it!
Is this my mark?
Yeah. Darn good friends.
And the year before that was...
Oh, crap. Oh, crap.
The secret is... the hutch is included in the price.
so you watch the Jell-O salad, OK?
Just put another book under it.
If you catch this in your mouth, I'll give you a present.
Do you like to swim? NNY
Are we on cops?
My mom had Mrs. Lopez make it.
Oh, well...
Are you attending Outside Lands? Nah, I think I’m like due or something
And now, our second runner-up...
Thank you, thank you.
The communal wine just proves too tempting for some of them.
I have a little secret weapon of my own.
Funny, you don't look dead.
I hope it was worth it.
Did I win?
I'd start walking out of this town...
I mean, you guys got a camera...
put your knees together.
That's right.
I know who the winner is.
The American Teen Princess Pageant!
I'm gonna be honest.
To America, Dad.
If you turn 18 and you’re not a total fry, it’s just what ya do.
Well, it teaches you what's really important in life...
found my tap costume on the roof of their trailer...
It's been about two months.
What is...
Thanks.
Remember, figure eights, ladies.
No, she never hid the fact...
Oh, great.
Yeah, and they say smoking's bad for your health.
Oh, are we on "Cops" again?
Now get up there.
It's weird, though.
we have all been waiting for.
Once a carny, always a carny.
It's me.
Kenny! Kenny, come. Come, Kenny.
Look, number one rule in a funeral home...
So you've judged a lot of pageants over the years?
Loretta, never have kids.
- I hate her! - We all do. Let's go.
I haven't told my boyfriend yet.
This is... this is...
That's right. From Mount Rose.
My mother, 'cause she could solve world hunger...
Oh, sweet Jesus.
One, two, three!
always offer to pay them off in tacos.
You piece of shit trailer trash!
She's pregnant!
Every year... every damn year, I tell 'em...
You guys know the retard's pants are open?
Come here.
It'll help you smile...
So, Molly, tell movie man what you talent do.
Booger This diaper
What's my problem? Sit your skinny little ass down.
Let's give a big round of applause...
Thank you very much.
I'm quitting.
You'd think they'd have the parking lot of America...
Wyoming.
Alabama.
- OK, ladies! - Girls, come on.
Could you tell us anything about the controversy?
This is exactly how I pictured it...
I'm the judge!
Have you decided what your talent is going to be yet?
God, Iris, you taped your shows over it.
That's it.
Mount Rose American Teen Princess.
but this one is extra-super-special to me.
'cause my two favorite people in the whole world...
Aka Minneapolis St. Paul
Ladies, it's time.
Don't fall for it.
Ladies, listen up. I'm Colleen Douglas.
Tendu...
American Teen Princess Pageant really changed my life.
My dress will reek, Mother.
And repeat.
Those were different times.
But you know the rules.
Oh, Amber!
We gotta go to state
and certain things you aspire to, yeah?
I can't believe she said...
Then we have the...
- Shut it. - It's true.
Oh, my God.
to "New York, New York. "
You know what? Benzo's gay
Didn't even get to keep my damn tiara
a little bit different here in Mount Rose.
or Harold.
With a scholarship of five hundred dollars...
Hunting season.