Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hi, monkey.
I don't really have time for guys anyways.
We've got kids in the audience.
Oh, Miss K.
Oh, Ma.
for... car accidents. Insurance.
This is Amber Atkins...
Our next contestant is ready, so let's welcome her...
They like to take out of there. The villain Rose shakes her butt? They like to take out of there. The villain Rose shakes her butt?
I’m the winner and I’m going to state
After some extensive investigating...
Never judged a pageant before in my life.
An ambulance? Call a ...
"Jesus loves winners. "
It lasts longer.
Amber Atkins.
A salmonella dysentery outbreak...
Fuckin' beauty queens blowin' chunks everywhere.
Take a memo, sweetheart!
Sonsabitches had one job!!! Shielding & Kapton Tape!!!
I guess I could answer that.
Hi, guys.
I know who the winner is
That's so embarrassing.
to compete for the title of American Teen Princess.
Here she is
OK, due to budgetary cutbacks...
and still find time to look beautiful...
And what's going to happen here is that this is going to look...
You go find the guy who cut 'em off.
I'm Peter Atchison.
reporting live from the Food Shack for KRLH News.
It's OK.
I gotta get ahold of Ted...
you little blond piece of trailer-park trash!
Cross on the left and arms up on eight.
Take a memo, sweetheart.
You need to put on your physical fitness outfit.
Yall had one goddamn job... Shielding and Kapton Tape!!!
the world's largest Conestoga wagon.
Let's get out of here!
Amber does my hair once a week.
I must say...
And the winner of the spirit award goes to...
I'm gonna quit the pageant.
She always keeps her flame burning bright.
Makes me...
I'll be line dancing.
that I know I've been waiting for.
Oh, you’re cute
"Take down the goddamn Freda sign...
Good things happen to good people.
or prison.
remove this.
You'd be like heaven
Oh, great.
Gladys says a couple of youse...
Amber, how do you feel?
and rip your fat little heads off!
if you wanted to do something...
I think it went really well.
Would you excuse us for a moment?
You shut your goddamn mouth, you goddamn retard!
Aren’t you due or something?
over here at the tiki bar...
She got called down to the bone gardens.
Oh, you bet.
I gotta go!
that teenage beauty pageants are a good idea?
and when they're looking at your teeth, God willing...
Mom, will you be so kind?
hairy-legged women libbers might say.
I didn't do anything wrong.
Mom's out here in the front row.
Gladys, the Judges Interview.
People ask me where I get this.
So, anyways, my mom gave me this thirty-aught...
you're signing up for the pageant.
One of our reporters has just been shot.
We need more bars.
"AMER-I-CAN!"
Pink cheeks and...
And you...
while you run to the john.
I was just saying that, you know?
How quickly they forget where this all comes from.
I'm going to be smiling for a year.
The American Teen Princess Pageant...
He's buried next to my grandpa.
come and get it!
a little more like Diane Sawyer than my mom.
Don't go in the bathroom.
I know.
The whole thing's just kinda sad and lame at the same time.
This is this is… Nazi Germany!!!
has brought about her untimely death.
Hey, what he got that I not got?
I can sum up our entire philosophy with this glass.
Love ya baby!
Speak English You Stupid little retard