Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

considering the fact she was so young.

are getting sexy with your hips...

When I was seventeen... I don't know if you know this...

Next one in here without a pack of Luckys in her hand dies!

Lights, camera, and me without a stitch of makeup on.

Soylent Green...

That’s the question on everyone's mind

I'm Leslie Miller.

Are we on cops? Are we on cops?

She's Annette's kid, dipshit.

I have just been notified that contestant number seven...

Aren’t you due or something?

It's nothing special...

proud to be an American.

Internet celebrity Annie Onishi

I don't get off on that kind of thing.

You know the baby-sitter's dead.

"Proud to be an American. "

And, please, help yourself to some Biscuits and Gravy

Let's get you a root-beer float.

a member of a documentary crew filming the pageant.

for my dad, Lester Leeman.

I hate him I know, I know. We all do. Let’s go

No, thank you. Is Amber here?

Name and spell all the United States...

Ah, come on. I love them...

I know you can win

to paint the whole damn thing.

of Minnesota's American Teen Princess sure was exciting...

Amber, I am reaching a point where I would kill someone...

I mean, it's all happening so fast.

Paramedics are working on her right now...

Speak English, you stupid little retard!

Now, ladies, the rest of the tape...

No, she's just screaming "Mom" because she's got Turret's.

The judges are just as nervous as you are.

Well, you're supposed to put it in the...

Has there been sabotage?

It smells funny... like gasoline.

I wanna hold you

You know, sometimes...

I'm not going to win.

I do have a special fella in my life...

Let's shake a leg, ladies!

I'll throw in a hutch for free, OK?

You girls gonna sign up for the pageant this year?

They like to take out of there. The villain Ammo shakes her butt? They like to take out of there. The villain Ammo shakes her butt?

And that's why, dear Lord, it's with such great sorrow...

Gosh darn it. Hello, Father Dunegan.

and long leafy branches to provide shade...

get the money first.

Ankles together.

Back, you cuddly retard.

Pin his shoulders!

I want to have the big bag of little doughnuts.

That's enough, young lady.

I'm cutting you off and sending you home.

They're from Los Angeles.

So? Be real easy.

and right now I'm thinking "Othello... "

All right. I'm sorry. They're just staring.

Are we on Cops?

You know, a lot of girls make a smooth transition...

I'd lay down ten to one that it all comes down...

I should just ask you, Becky.

I'm Lisa Swenson, and I am proud to be an American...

well, that makes me, Rebecca Leeman...

“Most merriest?” Get a picture of that. Most merriest.

The important thing is we have a winner!

Who could ever forget her lip-synching...

to go with the Mall of America.

This is exactly how I pictured it! Choking on pug gas.

Go on home, Loretta.

The American Teen Princess Pageant...

I just do the hair and makeup on the deceased.

solid, but now you're going to have to actually dance.

of the most talented contestant Mount Rose has ever had.

If so, you got all the pictures of the winner you need.

for handicapped kids on a hot summer day.

I ain't gonna be in no goddamn pageant.

You are a good person.

Well, it's the least I can do...

Planet... Earth.

You ask me or anyone else who isn't scared to talk about it...

beautiful Mount Rose, Minnesota...

Wonder how she's going to fix that one.

No. You betcha, Iris.

Uh-huh. No, no. Gosh, no.

Oh, Mom, it's so ugly.

You're talking... Don't pinch.

it is with overwhelming pride...

Oh, yeah, sure.

Hell no, she ain't quitting.

She's one of my father's many Mexican workers.

Are you getting her?

Well, hunting’s dangerous.

You listen to me now, missy.

Is that for me or my gown?

our little Amber.