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No, Dad, it was worth it.
Hi, Pat.
I know, but these things happen...
You get nothing, Hank.
One with strong roots in a community like Mount Rose...
I get made a judge, then the furniture store hires us...
Love you, baby.
I love you, baby
Mr. Larson's son learned the hard way.
What?
Good. Sit up straight. Smile.
Them: Happy 4th!!! Me:
What am I saying?
In fact, I love it so much…. I work here now!
Just like that.
since your other one got toasted.
'cause I am making friends on the inside.
When you speak your mind after winning WFTDA champs
How are you going to figure this all out?
They're making a movie here.
because to live in a country...
Let's go home.
the Candy Man...
Heeeeelllp! Help!
All right then.
Listen, Amber...
We get a personal consultation with a makeup artist.
Oh, come on, Mom.
#day33
Here's Peter as... Liza!
When Carrie quotes a classic.... The whole world curtsies!
Leave him alone. It's OK.
goes on about starting that great journey...
The family's steaming like a cow pie in July.
- Third. - Bye.
A whole goddamned town full of losers...
You're holding up the line.
If I had it to do over...
Thank you.
And the fact...
randy
Amber Atkins...
My mom wanted me to have this?
Look what happened to that dork-ass farm girl.
it makes me proud I'm American.
This came for you, sweetie.
You have to go home.
You know, seventeen years ago, I won the talent contest...
Hey, you hear that?
I'm gonna be on TV just like Diane Sawyer.
You rule!
Oh, yeah.
that I introduce to you contestant number six...
when she started as a reporter in Louisville, her hometown.
Wave hi to her.
Thank God for bungee cords.
Nothing too showy.
Well, as my mother says at Sunday dinner...
You hear me, Loretta?
There we go.
Just watching the young girls.
"that can carry its house around with it.
US Election What are they doing, letting the retard count the votes?
Real nice, Becky. She's anorexic.
'cause of the scholarships and all.
where we are going to be buying outfits...
Arizona.
You bring me on some of that snotty attitude.
like the rest of my friends and neighbors.
Really?
So, are you excited?
What are you doing here?
This is... What?
for last year's American Teen Princess...
Our next prize, a seventy-five- dollar scholarship...
to Amber Atkins and Becky Leeman.
is people!
Yeah. Well, see...
Go, Hank!
He was there when tragedy struck.
She can't do anything by herself.
What, they have a sale on dull needles at K-Mart?
or where you come from, you can grow up...
to "Don't Cry Out Loud" by Melissa Manchester?
competed in pageants...
You've been talking to this guy long enough.
he's taking her to Lincoln, Alabama.
You know, I still don't want to be on camera.
Give me your stringy ass!
and ask him if we can use that barn light as a spot again...
I think I'm, like, due or something.
- Third. - Huh?
Oscar bait!!!
I just wanna tap, you know?
Love has arrived
our neighbor boy Kenny Hansen...
There's your paint can.
I tell Annette, you talk to me during my stories...
Jesus Christ on a cross!
I mean, I have no idea who Jean picked...
Well, maybe Friday then.
Al are we on cops?