Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Are you disappointed about not winning?

and then in surgery...

Yeah, you boys sure picked a good year.

with one of her blue-ribbon rhubarb pies...

Nice, Snapchat, real nice. You know dotter’s dead

You look like a bunch of bowlegged cows.

They told me to practice.

Yeah, we're ready.

without my Saint Paul pork products.

I'm not really busy on Friday.

American Teen Princesses...

I tell you one thing...

You don't think Becky saw you guys, do you?

All right, why don't we pick up the stepladders...

Iowa, Wisconsin, South Dakota.

I meant nervous about the pageant.

The most smartest

So everybody pay attention.

You know what? Benzoo

Dude, don't say "ass-wipe. "

Atomic Power makes me proud to be an American

I gotta work with these girls.

It's OK. They're just giving her a ride back.

is an important experience for every young woman.

to turn those frowns upside down?

with the judges prior to the pageant.

No. I've never judged nothin' before.

It's always hard to see the young ones called home.

- You got her there? - Yeah, I got her.

Like sands through the hourglass so are the "Days Of Our Lives. "

you're talking crazy

Girls check in, but they don't check out.

Don't tell anyone.

you two don't Jew me down too much on that dinette...

Are we on "Cops," Harold?

in her farewell performance.

I've been enjoying Saint Paul pork products for years.

"You Guys Know The Retard's Pants Are Open?"

Yeah. I wish my mom was here, though.

And tendu, close. Tendu, close.

it's hard to understand God's great plan.

They're never going to let you perform naked. I asked.

All talent costumes have to be OK'd...

I'm just going to leave it in you.

Oh, I see you're married.

I was practicing my talent, finishing my costume...

Opening number looked good...

That's very nice.

After some thorough investigating...

Government = Bullshit? YES GOVERNMENT = BULLSHIT!!!

Forming, like, this big polyester meteor in the closet.

I probably gotta work at the funeral home.

Stop by my house tonight, OK?

And... tendu, close. Tendu, close.

...she said the heavy vibration helped her think.

these culottes...

Harold, are we on "Cops"?

There. Easy as pie.

Keep on. Keep moving it.

What did she used to say?

when you realize that tomorrow night...

I just can't believe it.

It's just really hard...

Tammy was murdered.

All right, number two.

I just wanna say...

All right? Open wide.

that my dad picked his career over us.

so that they can go off and make the toughest decision...

Atomic power makes me, Molly Howard...

president Civil Servettes, impartial as the day is long.

I was contestant number one.

Don't say anything...

It's me... Becky.

The Atkins fire.

Well, yeah, Tammy liked to drive her dad's thresher...

Oh, help yourself.

Oh, Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.

Well, I sat down to have a beer, and kablooey.

Now just run in the store and pick out some outfits.

To warm the lonely night

but I'm not going through this again.

you'll make sure and cover up the hickeys on my neck?