Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And we still have one more contestant. Number 8, Amber Atk-

and it has the power to change you...

Diane Sawyer has number eight at her local.

I don't care if you have to ride this thing sidesaddle.

I'd like to sing a little song just for him.

The Minnesota Modeling Academy is proud to present...

See, this holds three full-size booze bottles.

Someone say something?

which we call the American Teen Princess Pageant.

They like to take out of there. The villain Lilly shakes her butt? They like to take out of there. The villain Lilly shakes her butt?

So, Molly..... Tell Movie Man What You Talent Do!

- Oh, God. - What?

and winner of a fifty-dollar scholarship...

I always watch the pageants on TV...

And let's be honest, the family only needs one Liza...

Bruce, that's Roy. Roy, Bruce.

Welcome back, everybody...

I kinda misunderstood the assignment

and doing a little duck hunting...

Time for BBW AUDITS!

Excuse me, "Miss Penthouse '98... "

It's best with lots of butter.

The swan ate my baby!

All right. Very nice.

She is deader than a door nail yep

I've done about thirty-five pageants.

this is bullshit!

You won't be staying overnight.

and put faces on it, faces of great Americans...

Mom, look. Don't talk.

So? Be real easy...

No. No. No way. No.

I know, I know. Gives me the willies, too.

Well, hunting's dangerous.

No, listen. We shouldn't talk here.

from pageants into acting.

that's what I'm looking at!

for the blood of Christ.

They think that it fell from a DC-10.

Course, I hope I end up...

I just don't want this to be the thing that you do over.

I'm kind of busy on Friday.

First of all, I'm not pregnant, OK?

Get that tempo right. Kick it!

Go on, get out!

We are so darn close to that moment...

Aw, hell, go out there and kick some Leeman ass.

Girls, couple of things.

Big excitement.

during the physical fitness routine.

So which one of you will it be?

if I shoved your head up your ass?

- Open it. - This?

Robbed! We were robbed!

It's just so odd and gross.

Hope this thing ends before they do.

That's why we Lutherans use grape Kool-Aid...

Yeah, all right.

Same dippy little look on her face.

Now, this pageant's your ticket out of here...

For my talent, I'm going to be doing...

Back, you cuddly retard!

That should've been you in there!

They like to take out of there. The villain Naz shakes her butt? They like to take out of there. The villain Naz shakes her butt?

I mean, why would I want to be, you know?

and become what you've always dreamed of makes me...

Who deserves to win is Jon He’s the prettiest...the best damn rapper...the most smartest!

Friends who have friends on the outside.

He took it right between the eyes.

When I'm outside these walls, I am Gladys Leeman...

He sells reproductions!

I beg your pardon. Would you like a drink?

This is exactly how I pictured it! Choking on pug gas.

an honor roll student, and the new president...

If it's another stray bullet to the head...

why all the guys chew Copenhagen, you know?

they all have one thing in common.

We’re gonna win

Sarah Rose knows you're a beautiful person.

It was still on the hanger.

Hey. What's up, Scott?

Ma always says, "Don't eat anything...

Don't make me split you where you...

compete around the country in places like...

Hey, Little Miss Sad Pants and her friend Serious Sally.

I feel like I need to take a shower.

Here, I didn't...

if you list a friend and put down her address.

They like to take out of there. The villain Avaline shakes her butt? They like to take out of there. The villain Avaline shakes her butt?

All right, all right.

Are you upset about Brett?

of spreading sign language...

Yes, Leslie, OK.

You're talking about the richest family in a small town.

- Isn't that great? - Oh, that's great.

Oh, the blow to her head made her deaf.

Tendu, close, pliÈ.

'cause it might be a hypnotic suggestion.

Don't often see that.

And then kill you!

Oh, yeah, sure.

I'm Minnesota's American Teen Princess.

Oh, my God. I am so dead.