Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Me
Suck in the bellies, girls!
US Election What are they doing, letting the retard count the votes?
That's real nice.
What are they doing, letting the retard count the votes?
The Clemens said to make him look...
"Nobody can stop me but me. "
If Cain and Abel...
Priest for Christ’s sake!
They wanted to see my room and film me for their movie.
So we should probably get the young girls in here, then.
at the nationals...
and fifteen hundred beads on the skirt alone.
Proud to be an American
so I'm thinking about...
They might say that a pageant...
I know who the winner is!!!
They like to take out of there. The villain Kara shakes her butt? They like to take out of there. The villain Kara shakes her butt?
We're real busy this time of year.
Honey, is this the best day of your life?
drumroll, please...
.
like he just came in from snowmobiling.
I got second place.
the minute I could take my first step.
- All right. - Fine.
That bitch from Wisconsin.
And here she is...
And she definitely knows...
What are you looking at, huh?
I run track, and right here I'm the new president...
My pants are...
Yeah, the globe.
Ohio.
Mrs. Clark, why are you doing this to me?
and you wouldn't know it.
Remember you almost
They like to take out of there. The villain Maria shakes her butt? They like to take out of there. The villain Maria shakes her butt?
Lmpartial?
our other judges are...
- Choreographer. - The stars.
Are you ladies going to the parade?
Yeah, I got dreams.
I just wanted to compete.
Minnesota American Teen Princess...
Hi, Mom.
Don't make me...
So...
That's my mom.
to help acclimate us to American.
and this year...
You're not the one that knows how Jiffy Pop feels, missy.
I'm quitting the pageant.
Go Muskies!
and you're not a total fry, it's just what you do.
This is a hard time for me...
I told you all about 'em. This here's Loretta.
Hey, ass-wipe, quit dicking around with the camera.
Me on the cruise
a solid Christian trunk...
You remember Bruce, right?
- I'm quitting the pageant. - You're what?
but I never could have won...
That's true.
by sewing...
He lifts them from the poverty they know in Mexico.
around the world.
“Jesus loves winners.”
You rule!
That's right.
Dogwood.
Of course, it's not a size ten.
Don't cry out loud
My cousin just had a deaf baby, and I get to go see it.
I couldn't let you go out there in that skimpy little thing.
All right, they're making a movie.
Just give me a minute to warm up.
Most smartest.
Here? What?
for the pageant yet?
So what do I say?
Give it to her.
Yeah. She's in the room next to my mom.
How did you know?
Damn it, I should've killed you when I had a chance...
Kablooey
but maybe I could call you tonight?
Ding, fries her up
I guess number eight only worked for Diane Sawyer.
Oh, for crap sake.
So after Frank dusts the crops...
all the way to nationals, too.
A.k. a. Minneapolis, St. Paul.
Oh, excuse us, guys.
Today, a beauty pageant turned ugly.
Oh, nervous about the pageant.
Oh, yeah. I brought her some flowers this morning.
Jesus Mary and Joseph
And you might even meet a few celebrities.
It's still the same family-run business...
She almost blew out of Loretta's pickup on the way over.
So, who gets the crown?
I am not letting go until you tell me what's up.
And learn how to hide your feelings
Honest to God, honey.