Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Speak English You stupid little retard!

well george i can do a panayotakis at 3:00 and a gallagher at 9:33 PM then i can prepare barville at 4:00 boing then i can do two gallaghers at 4:55 oh and yeah remember to pick up my dry cleaning at 4:00

You rule, Leslie!

Go on. The party's over.

I'm giving it to Amber.

American Teen Princess

They like to take out of there. The villain Naz shakes her butt? They like to take out of there. The villain Naz shakes her butt?

Can't take my eyes

No way. Oh, my God.

Do you think most people would say...

I've had your shit for two weeks now!

Hey, Amber, did you get my smokes?

and I'm signing up for the pageant...

now traced to improperly refrigerated shellfish...

I didn't wanna win like this.

all but one of these girls is gonna walk away a loser.

They still fit.

"Most smartest. " Get a picture of that.

I have a dream...

Well, God love you for thinking I still could.

Yeah. Then we have the Judges Interview.

before I was blown out of the house.

so I can safely say that I am the mother...

Maybe she should've shoved that lucky bolt...

The Washington Monument...

but talent like yours doesn't need to hide behind sequins.

Drop Dead Gorgeous State Names

They like to take out of there. The villain Grace P. shakes her butt? They like to take out of there. The villain Grace P. shakes her butt?

Can we switch numbers?

Nice one, Dad. He's dead.

What are they doing, letting the retard count the votes?

but it wasn't his fault, was it, Kenny? No.

I got second runner-up.

my lovely daughter Rebecca Ann Leeman is competing.

She's gonna win.

All right, so...

of the Lutheran Sisterhood Gun Club.

Yes, yes, I am. Hello.

My winning the Mount Rose...

Yeah, all my mom's clothes melted onto mine.

I think I’m like

Come back here. Mommy wants to talk to you.

I'm trying to tell him...

Yeah. I'll be doing a dramatic monologue...

I could drive a boat show in there.

where they change me twice a day.

Always talk to the Pokerbois about my wsop stats

and running eighteen miles a day on about four hundred calories.

the German shepherd.

of the Mount Rose Civil Servettes...

This was written on the back:

You can never judge a woman with bad...

in ways you've never dreamed of.

One, two, three.

Yep. And you can get your applications...

Get off of me you cow!

for bring home milk and a carton of Lucky...

You don't pay less, I give you more.

Oh, boy, I'd hate to follow that act.

I guess my most memorable one...

Listen up, number one.

we determined that it must have been bad wiring.

Right by the airport!

the next America's American Teen Princess...

- Yes, we do. - OK.

for hockey scholarships...

Always offer to spot them for a rebuy after I catch

Sarah Rose knows you're a teenage girl.

Never sneak up on the living.

I hope you understand.

It's all the stuff I get to do.

Can one of you boys give me a ride home?

.eip sa ysae .ereht

Don't move the body. Don't touch the body.

I’m Camber Atkins

Loretta, don't do that.

That's our sound guy.

They like to take out of there. The villain Savannah shakes her butt? They like to take out of there. The villain Savannah shakes her butt?

"Through the Eyes of Love. "

There's some kind of emergency at the trailer park.

You stop right there.

where we say good-bye to the judges...

What is wrong with you?

We're going to use the money...

down her throat for dessert.

They take out her butt?

Will somebody get a mop and a bucket?

American Teen Princess

we determined that the Curry girl...

Take it, because I got my costume OK'd a month ago...

Oh, yeah, baby!

And now, finally the moment...

who'd like to start on that journey...

I know who the winner... Harold.

And you will not find a "back room" in our video store.

for the nicotine under their fingernails.

Actually, I got practice on Thursday.