Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You got some lutefisk in your hair.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news...
They like to take out of there. The villain Hailey shakes her butt? They like to take out of there. The villain Hailey shakes her butt?
She's the winner, and we're going to state.
Oh my god Do you think they heard us?
I know who the winner is
I might even take seconds!
Lisa, come on, you're next.
My mom gave me this nine-mill for my thirteenth birthday.
Call a priest, for Christ's sake!
Oh, my God.
The first runner-up is...
something blows through my kitchen window...
Do you need help with the cooler?
She's in a hell of a mood today.
But doesn't someone taking your costume...
I know. Come on, let's go.
Keep on moving through.
you just let me know because I happen to know the owner.
Do you think a nice cool mint would help...
the Airport Howard Johnson!
The year... 2024.
All right, so very important, don't forget that.
Oh, crap. I only got four weeks to practice.
hello cow hey get out of the way
Mr. Adam West!
Here, watch.
Fade in.
Country western!
It's a little game we play every week.
That's Amber Atkins.
like a glistening lake beneath the swan.
Amber should've won.
I'm going to do my talent tonight.
And can you remember the theme of your favorite pageant?
and Gladys Leeman was Gladys Wood...
All right, let's go.
Thirty million people aren't gonna wait for you...
Oh, this...
So have you decided what your talent is going to be...
And this raven beauty on my right is Terry Macy.
I can see what's mine now
Other side!
the same one you were in, but you know what?
Loretta, get out of here! Go on, get out.
has been enriching the lives of American-made girls since 1945.
so you can practice for the pageant.
relationships, dreams...
Come on. Sell it!
Yeah, well, no.
I mean, I won.
I'm so excited.
Hello, Tony.
What?
Envelope, please.
I'm gonna call your mom.
We have excitement.
And we're your Minnesota American Teen Princess...
You guys want a beer?
Give her your tray, Brett.
Are you Amber Atkins?
Why do I think Becky'll win?
was believed to be the cause.
I can't believe this is happening.
Becky, baby, get up!
I mean, guys get out of Mount Rose all the time...
No. She's not getting up.
Oh, Kenny! Oh, this is Kenny.
making the movie about the pageant.
See, Gladys had me get that special-made from Mexico...
Looking through the eyes
You know, to start the interviews.
I know you sacrificed everything...
My First Time w/ Annie Biotixx
You know, I do a lot of business down there...
I am reaching the point where I would kill someone for the nicotine under their fingernails
I am the president of The Lutheran Sisterhood Gun Club
Competing for the title...
Becky Leeman for president of the gun club, either, and I did.
I grew up right next to these stockyards.
next weekend, when she will be competing for the title...
but they only had me because Peter needed that kidney.
This is bullshit!
Oh, they love that.
And the bite marks on my ears.
You're welcome.
you just come right down here and sign up.
in case Becky won.
No. Mom said if I did...
Bitch.
Let's get this straight right now.
And go get my smokes!
OK, let's see.
will be awarded to the first runner-up.
But in some kind of weird miracle...
Gotta go.
Oh, that's great. You're real educated.
But I'm in my house now, and I gotta warn you...
I got some.