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What was that dish? Pasta primavera.
Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it.
You know what I did? I snubbed her.
Field of vision, huh?
They used to use the bouillabaisse for a toilet.
Oh, and one more thing, bring the shoes.
There must have been something in the pasta primavera I had for lunch.
She comes to my restaurant, comes right in my kitchen...
He caught me in a cleavage peek. So big deal.
Men are obsessed with cleavage, women are obsessed with shoes.
- Yeah, I feel like I've grown. - Good. Let's pick up on this next week.
Yes, I understand women.
Then Julian says, I'm not cleaning it up.
Because I snubbed her. You see? Women, they like that.
- What was that dish he said- - Pasta primavera.
Looking at #tax- returns is like looking at the sun. You don’t stare at it.
- He poked me! - There was cleavage in the area.
He snubbed me.
That's a reflex. Cleavage, poke. Cleavage, poke.
You don't think I can attract attention.... you don't think I could put asses in the seats?
- I think you'd better go. - I'm going baby. I'm going!
You were like you just put a quarter in one of those metal things...
Oh, boy.
That really embarrassed me.
You get a sense of it then you look away!
I snubbed her
He’s such a control freak!
- You kissed her? - Right on the mouth.
...and I walked her to her building. And just before I left...
We better get started. My daughter's gonna be here soon.
...of what should happen when, that the other person knows nothing about.
That is my idea of comedy.
Great.
You didn't like it?
You don't think I can attract attention, put asses in the seats?
My Botticelli shoes. You've been talking about my Botticelli shoes.
- More jokes? - Another ending?
You know what I did? I snubbed her