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When you visit homeopathy "doctor"
You two shouldn't have been looking at some 15-year-old's cleavage.
...how many times we've seen these things.
I walked by, never said a word.
- Where did you eat? - Pfeiffer's.
- Hey. - Hey.
We couldn't write for a woman. We didn't know what you would say.
Why are my memes a topic of conversation?
Yes, I'm bald, but I'm still a good person.
Look, sweetheart, you know you've got it all.
- What is with your friend Elaine? - What?
...but I wasn't feeling well enough to go back to the office.
I don't get this. I go out with this girl three times, she won't shake my hand.
You know what's funny to me? That diploma up on the wall.
We don't know how he feels about our work.
Fancy meeting you here.
Did you or did you not tell Kramer that I got my shoes at Botticelli's?
...and they haven't been able to get our attention...
How do I even know she wears the same size?
Women, if women buy a pair of shoes that they really love...
- If you can. - Yeah.
Sorry to make you come up here...
Did you talk to her?
- From NBC? - Yeah.
- What were you doing? - It's not my fault. You poked me.
The snub is good. They love the snub.
No, these were the last pair of these that they had.
He's right. It's not her place to criticize the script.
What do you say about a guy like this, huh?
- See you. - See you.
What are you saying?
- It's just a stomach thing. - Yuck.
I don't like people coming into my kitchen.