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I'm sorry my wife held you captive Officer.
She has the flu and I wanted to take care of the house so she could stay in bed.
Thought maybe you could use some provisions?
Why'd you take his pants off?
- Chef, I have a goldfish that keeps killing people. - Well, don't worry Stan I'm sure it'll work out.
you may not call another member a hypocrite
DON'T PLAY WITH MY KITTY!
I just wanted to catch you guys to see if we were assigned any homework tonight.
- Why do you keep saying hella fat ass? - Cause I'm hella-cool that's why.
- Do you remember what pet store? - Lets see.
Wat da?
- Look he's gonna kill me mom. - Is there a problem?
Stanley, Kenny's mother is here. She's wondering if you've seen Kenny.
My mouse has gone away.
And sir, can I make a suggestion? Move your store
- You guys I found the pet store. - C'mon let's go.
- Hey, what's wrong with you Cartman? - What's wrong with me? Let's see, um...
we've always been together. We're four of a kind having fun all day,
so going down to south park i need to secret everyone
OK Ms. Marsh. I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you a few questions.
- How do you like your fish Stanley? - I don't like it. It's spooky.
- Sharon? - Yes hon?
Randy's face is everywhere! humble folks without 10 stations!
- I've never seen any of those men, Officer Barbrady. - No, I didn't think so.
I'm not gonna look.
Oh now what's so spooky about a cute little goldfish. Go put him in your room.
- Where? - I know I have the address written down somewhere. Let me look.
Man you guys are hella-stupid. If I had money I wouldn't give it to you ass holes.