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Huh, oh that? Don't worry guy, you just need a rest.
Terrance, if I die whilst in Iran, please bring my body back to Canada,
- I'm not sure I should trust you. - Hey, relax guy, trust me.
a haiku called "Time to Kill Dr. Jeffrey O'Dwyer."
We have Your Honor; we have found Terrance,
OOBLAR, STOP IT. IT'S TOAST. oh
:(
Oh Phillip, how will I ever find my fugitive daughter in this daunting place?
You give other Canadians a bad name, and if I had my way....
in all thy sons command.
Well, let us board the subway and return home. There we can eat Kroff Dinner.
Oh wait, that is the phone.
Shtut malakh shtut, inka inka bruscht.
Oh good. Well, I certainly am going to miss Canada, Terrance.
- Terrific. We need two tickets for Teheran please.
Is that some kind of metaphor for a kind of search that can't be described?
Come on, get a move-on, I ain't getting a younger up here.
I can tell from your accent that you're Canadian
Hey Terrance, let's watch American television.
- You mean we are to blame? - That's right, and now you must make amends.
Hey Saddam, you helped me get rid of Terrance and Phillip,
"Dr. O'Dwyer, time to have your head smashed in, with my new hammer."
Would a murderer go to the zoo and feed animals like this?
- That's smelly. - Wait a minute, Terrance, that fart gives me pause.
That monster is sitting right over there, and his name is Terrance.
then China, then Newfoundland, then the world!
- Papa. - Say, she looks a lot more like Celine Dion than you Terrance.