Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Also, you may have experimental monkey fever.

Mysti is the stripper that Andre cheated on me with,

I was the bad guy, and...

Well, today's mail's kind of important.

Because after that woman chewed them out for three hours,

You gotta grab what you want in this life.

and I think this might be it.

Oh, nice shot, man!

Okay, the first award is "Most Handsome."

We'll never know, because he'll never ever remember.

and you defended her.

but I had no idea their paths crossed again.

You're a hero. Hi.

Uh, that's also a type of math.

Well, I was a really good lawyer.

It's a critical document.

It's not like I made Andre cheat.

And you didn't ruin anything.

Also, and I hate to bring this up,

See? I told you we were always destined to meet.

Like how awesome it is

Have I missed something?

I'm the supervillain. Why didn't I see it before?

I would've been so excited about that peeing thing.

And now, the last award of the night.

That, and the 4-billion-dollar deal with Disney.

by getting him to agree

Everybody's seen Star Wars.

No, vengeance will be ours.

Wah! No! Nooooo!

I mean, seriously, wouldn't Chewbacca,

Okay, can you stop that? It really creeps me out.

I go wherever it plays to warn people.

Our story begins in the distant mists of a lost era:

I don't know though.