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Somebody's grumpy-pants because they haven't had their bweakfast.
He can't die. He's a super spider.
And isn't Yara just a star?
What did you do? That car is a lease!
-But you can always lop it off!
Uh, how could you possibly afford all this, Doug?
How about my dick plays the role of a salami
-Sex! Sex! Sex! Sex! -Chex Mix! Chex Mix! Chex Mix!
has a perfectly reasonable card and it's not purple.
Gavin, where's this resistance coming from?
Oh, well, de nada. In fact, thank you.
Sorry I was late for work. Mama's sick again.
I was caught in the rapture of love.
You may begin.
Excuse me, it was a pile of ejaculate.
I can tell you're very passionate about intercourse,
-Gavin? -Yes?
Yeah, I wanna know why I hold onto so many winter coats.
And she doesn't know who he is half the time?
Where are we?
Chill chill chill
And rock stars write songs about fucking that make other people fuck!
Knock-knock. Guess who?
and an almond cookie he never charges her for.
we have a date with destiny.
That's right. Finally catching up to us, Pete.
Love lesson number one:
And I assume you put this all on your Phoenix Suns purple credit card?
-It's impossible to collaborate with you. -Come on. You love it, you dumbass rock.
-Okay, monster friends.
-What are we paying you for?
I'll go clear this up with Doug. Thank you.
Hm. You know what? You're totally right.
You tame us, you tame them.
-You too! You're jerking off right now. -No, I'm not!
Okay, fine!