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-You scratched me, you fucking psycho!
It looked like an anthill made of mayonnaise.
Ooh, ooh! Now do me.
Hey, Sir Charles, the basketball is also a sun!
We are monsters. Insatiable, hairy jizz monsters with no boundaries!
he earns a full leather varsity Suns jacket. It's so purple.
-Yeah! -That's right.
You're supposed to be saving money to buy Donna an engagement ring.
'Cause I work with Steve Winwood.
No! Doug needs to be saving money for Donna's engagement ring.
It's catnip, baby. Kitty coke. The meow pow.
when they found me smoking that icky-sticky with all my cool friends.
Okay, are you sure that catnip wasn't actually cocaine?
All while still being the rocking fuck stars that we are.
Hey, Walter! Okay, I'm taking a survey. Would you rather fart fire or pee ice?
-Jose. Hi. -Hi.
Look what he did to his car.
Oh! Such concise language.
Oh God! Please don't take my dick.
so you could strap it on and fuck me with it right now!
It's a Lovebug ride-along, bitch.
Oh, man. You should have warned me your client was an old person.
We've done this hundreds of times, but it's still my favorite. I'm addicted!
Okay, forbidden love.
I think our coworkers are just looking for a little apology.
No, I'm not!
Okay, I'm just gonna grab my Chinese chicken salad.
-Oh!
-Yeah! -I hear you. You're Hormone Monsters.
-Yeah, with his hero! -Well, it's a start.
Rochelle, do you want to tell me what this is?
Oh, I can still manage.
And my salad is ruined!
Yeah. I'm very sensitive. I can't even watch a Hallmark commercial
Totally. Uh, wait. What did you do?
I get Corporate to give you guys your own designated fuck room?
We're the fucking rock stars who get rock stars fucked.
Seven of my legs!
but that's just your mother talking.
through an exploitative app is technically not a job, Rochelle.
Well, it's also orange and yellow.
-I'm her ride or die.