Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But wait a minute, Jeopardy!'snot on at 8:00.
Yes. I won number one play-- In Berlin that season...
I had a friend who never picked up a check without saying: "They're charging for butter?"
No, no, I'm not gonna go.
Oh, here, Mel brought these yesterday.
See the show and write aGet Smartepisode."
A long time ago, a guy came up to me and he said:
I'm sorry, this is terrible to do, but I--
"If they only knew the lyrics," you know?
...I won the Ernst Lubitsch Award for theater.
This was a surprisingly enjoyable experience.
-Yeah. -And a Jew...
-That doesn't usually go like that. -No.
-How long is that relationship? -From 1950 on.
-He falls asleep with his mouth open. -Well, that's what old men do.
But you don't do that.
Let me see the room where you guys watch TV.
We watchJeopardy!when we eat.
...says goodbye and never leaves.
Whenever I lecture or teach or do anything...
Anything where they secure the perimeter?
You can do any fancy dive you want, it's just a foot of water.
See, you get it? See, look at all the acting I did. For a lousy joke.
That was a great joke.