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Something bad is gonna happen.
we discuss a new contract.
The first thing a potential date is gonna do is google you.
Is this supposed to make me feel better?
[chuckles]
[whispers] Shit, shit, shit, shit.
[scoffs] Okay.
Yes, well, David, uh,
Oh, Ian and I came up with code names
Sorry, what is he talking about?
What's, uh-- What's goin' on?
where the players battle for supremacy--
Why would they animate that? That's just, like, cruel.
Boom. The least popular item in MQ's online store.
[breathing deeply] Oh.
Jesus, can you stop being offensive for, like, two minutes?
But don't you see how that's a problem?
Ah, fuck.
You wanna yell in front of them?
Just because I speak truth to power doesn't mean--
[sighs]
and it's also exactly what you're looking for?
Oh, please. Ian, not everything's about you.
- Yikes. It doesn't look good. - Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm still gonna make it happen. Just gotta find another way.
that's what turns coal into diamonds.
What matters is that eventually, you matched up with Carol.
Three points.
[sips]
You were interacting with real women.
Hello, Kristin. Huh? [inhales sharply]
Well, we wish Mr. Longbottom all the best
Forgive this cloak-and-dagger routine, but I must speak with someone.
So we're just gonna work out of my old office for a little bit.
Uh, wait, what is Hera?
Hey, Shaq didn't hit every three-pointer he made, right?
because I-- I don't have anything to show Montreal, and--
Jane, right. Not my mom. [inhales sharply]