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and saw a big payday coming your way
- I said "of our generation." - Do you want the seat or not?
And, uh, who are you?
Then make it work.
Couldn't really find anybody in the urban areas, or suburban.
Yeah.
I hired you to build me up. [chuckles]
I am not annoying, okay?
We gotta think about you like a burlap sack.
[Poppy] We're gonna need to take…
Hey, how's your life at stake? Did you get the virus?
Hey, guys. I'll be performing "Run-Around" by Blues Traveler.
Great. Yeah, you're the one. Let's go.
Looks like they're working.
♪ I like coffee and I like tea ♪
It's a big, fat whale carcass just sitting on a beach.
a woman has said that to me in my life, I'll have you know.
by helping promote them.
I was testing the parameters of what I thought was a new HR tool.
Half the shit you say could get you canceled. You are a total liability.
Yes, yes, yes. That's it, that's it.
Yeah, but I don't want you to plan for it.
I've never been on time and under budget. It's not a good sign.
Are you using company time and company equipment
Hello?
Let's just do this in front of everybody, huh?
[exhales]
[squawks]
Which may be good for your bottom line,
in a way they'll understand?
[man] Hey, Ian, your mom is on the phone for you.
You're the boss. [sighs]
Why would I kiss you? I'm gay!
[vocalizes]
[phone ringing] [sighs]
Say hello, C.W.
after his views on homosexuals came to light.
- "Make mine a Manhattan." - Good drink.
The little bloodsucker sent me this letter. Here, I'll screen share it.
Make me go standing up. Ow! Don't touch them.
that thinks I'm the greatest programmer that ever lived.
Maybe… Maybe… No. Just rub for a second.
Otherwise, you've got an 80-year-old man
Fine! Fine! Fine.
It's all great, and you love it,