Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I can't believe it!
What?! You're not planning on running?
I'm gonna fuck Mike's boss.
and bask in my meteoric success just because he's my wife's dad?
- it turns out back in 2008... - Yeah?
that he moisturizes with Minotaur semen!
- then write me something to say. OK? - Yes, ma'am.
- I have Goldfish. - Thank you.
You're supposed to say, "That's not our plan."
Leon! OK, I need a statement. Spokane.
- OK, good night, Dan. - Night, Amy...
All right, nighty-night.
Oh! And I'm so... just amazed to see you.
I'm sorry about that, Gam-Gam, ma'am.
and... college educated white males.
- Whatever happened to her? - The police have no leads.
- Did you know about this? - No.
"From the time I was a pretty girl..."
- Oh, God, he looks good. - for our own people
- Mike McLintock. Buzzfeed magazine... - I know who you are.
right back in their faces. Thank you!
- Keith! - Yes!
- Do you want me to move? - Yes, you guys switch.
We've gotten so close. It was devastating.
a full autopsy of the last campaign
Excuse me, Teddy.
We wanna thank the firefighters, the real heroes!
And I know that when he's elected president,
What are you supposed to say then when the baby is being an asshole? For instance.
in Cedar... Falls, Iowa!
I'm thinking of having this baby,
- but obviously I can't? - Say it here.
And he forced us to go on all these family vacations
Yeah.
- I thought that's where you were going. - You don't know
You want the stages up first.
And my candidacy begins...
Well, there's President Montez, Tom James...
and then we're gonna hide him when we get to New Hampshire.
I have put together a summary list
My spidey sense tells me
but I have to say that I love this country.
Lotta responsibility.
How about that?
I hate this team
and not because my polls are low there.
Uh... listen,
Iowa is mostly meth labs
he'd still be alive today.
Selina Meyer travels the globe,
It's your roomie, Gary.
Oh, Ames. Ames. Hey.
- with Mayor, um... Biscuit. - Biscuit.
to specifically identify