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Yeah, no, you have to. They'd love it.
You know what I always thought the funniest number was?
What, we didn't get the point with the first one?
Except for that one year.
Thank you!
I'll send something to his wife.
- It's really nice to see you, Mike. - Yeah.
and if you're gonna criticize us,
His cell phone number now seems to belong to a Portuguese gentleman.
she doesn't give birth to a pile of legs or whatever.
The United States of America
Is Beth Hennick's father your stepfather, Lloyd Hennick?
Al right, quiet, everyone. Mommy's reading.
Ma'am, you need to see this.
and I shaved my muff in the sink of the old boys' club.
You didn't want to go with Mommy and Agent Palmiotti?
we're tracking a school shooting
- Keith Quinn, obviously, Amy. - OK.
Catherine is Mama, and I'm Mom-Mom.
We're all ready for you, ma'am.
no, I don't want this... the first time in politics
Then offer him campaign manager.
My heart medicine's in there.
What?! You are from Lurlene?
You 80-story sky raper!
Wait a minute. No! The press cannot know
- out of my lily-white anus? - Kudos on that, Gary.
I don't want nuts.
Actually, he shot himself before he could be apprehended.
Uh, you don't have the party support. It's over.
to take responsibility for mistakes.
What the hell was that?
a shining beacon of hope...
- Can I have some? - No. Get your own.
Particularly on our sex life.
- Woman First, First Woman. - Yeah!
My aide Mr. Walsh
Those hands are for making me Hot Pockets and nothing else.
Prancing in here with this la-dee-da attitude
As adults, you met again
- I'm... - Selina Meyer.
"New Selina."
Google always filters out my emails, they think I'm a bot.
out of respect for the victims.
- Hi, Jonah. - "Oh, hi, Jonah."
What, my ex-stepdad? That guy's such a douche nark.
I mean frankly, somebody needs to do
Although the Deegan's always congested. So...
on our own candidate? How did this not come up?!
At least I hope they're hers.
Say hello to little Richard.
- Oh. - It sounds like I'm shouting
Like Evita!
Hello, Lurlene.
Because of my court-ordered chemical castration.
- flaws in our organization. - I said this already. This is what I just said.
There's still a lot to talk about.
Oh, hey, I'm still waitin' on that Wi-Fi password.
- How about "real Americans"? - Oh, yeah, that's good.
- Standard thoughts and prayers? - Bull's-eye.