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You know that? She told me that.
sick and tired of politicians offering nothing
I was reminded of another innovator by the name of Jesus Christ.
I thought Keith Quinn was someone else!
Can you text Gary, please?
what Bonhoeffer would call the spirit of beloved community.
- Exactly. - Exactly.
Hey. Um, just a quick heads-up,
These are toxic. I'm gonna throw them out.
The options would be easier without any baggage.
I thought if I just talked to Dan, then...
I am sick and tired
- where I'm going. - To the White House!
Hey, guys!
Thanksgiving 1996.
Why do I have to tell people
As former Commander-in-Chief of the armed services.
I hate the knickerbockers
- Ugh. - Oh!
but it's time for some new blood.
and I would wipe my ass with that dumb-looking cardigan.
It was President Selina Meyer who negotiated to free Tibet.
You know what? If you wanna attack somebody,
- Amy. - Mm-hmm?
Because, Amy, your hire, Keith Quinn,
Yeah, the Cross Bronx is much better for butt stuff.
Hughes kept me chained to a radiator in some basement in Cleveland.
smokin' hot wife, Beth?
to pick the next president,
- "Now." - Oh, it's perfect!
- at Nancy's father's funeral? - Right.
even the name sounds like it's on meth.
Hey, can I come in?
Um, well, uh...
"Lurlene." I mean,
who think they own the cafeteria can bring this on themselves.
This can... work for us?
prancing around with their la-dee-da attitudes
- It'd be great. - Eat a dick.
I-I'm so sorry. What's happening?
Is this what I came to Iowa for?
Hmm.
I thought you'd gotten a handle on
- This is fun. - Well, from the time I was a girl...
OK...
Put your jacket on. This isn't a homeless shelter.
- That's Keith Quinn. - No, that is not Keith Quinn.
Now? Thank you.
is getting more disgusting by the second.
re... regard for the rights