Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What? No, you were the one that made mistakes.
by shoving the guy that they hate the most
Well, me. I was lucky enough to be born here.
You should see all of Selina's dresses in here.
I hate this country.
he's gonna be the secret campaign manager.
and the little Chinese girl.
to anyone who's not a sexy boho jewelry maker
bringing the Selina Meyer story full circle.
Jonah, my boy, I've come to say farewell.
- I'm gonna be president! - What?! Wha...
Yeah, yeah.
Why would you want to be president?
Or the rapey one.
I was shocked to get the call to come here.
OK, the network's been properly fluffed.
Could I get a quote for my article?
Yes. - You know what? I kinda love it.
she's gonna yelp like a seagull in a bread factory. So...
- A blurbicle? - No. Get out of here.
Actually, since this segment first aired,
unless you count her walking in while I was whackin' off all the time.
- I should be president... - Yeah?
But he cannot know that I've never seen him before
I want Kent to show you where your office is.
where I say I wanna be president for all Americans.
No, SHEILA is my predictive computer model
Number three, an unwillingness to actually discuss strategies
I will admit, so that makes me quite hungry.
- Lurlene. - Lurlene,
Teddy, we talked about this.
- I know you did. - Hey! Where's everybody goin'?
What dumb asshole said that?
All right, boys, let's go launch this rocket.
Hilarious.
Very Kennedy-esque.
- How about that? Great, great. - Yeah. Let's try that. OK.
Mr. Hennick, would you join us, please?
- Not today. - Staff meeting.
- You look absolutely radiant! - Oh, thank you.
- Did you marry your stepsister? - Goddamn it. Who told you?
- Oh. - I love it.
on the Major Deegan in a limerick.
So who's running the campaign?
your stepson, Jonah?
- No! No, no, no! - Oh, I'm...
I took a dump on the glass ceiling,
What happened today was a tragedy.
OK, well, just sleep on it, or whatever.
I love you, New Hampshire!
- I bet. - But so happy.
- He's been gone for an hour. I need that smoothie. - Yeah.
Because it’s My goddamn turn!
You are gonna die alone. Get up. Move over.
"Blue is the Most Annoying Color."
Well, I was speaking hypothetically.
It's not one of the standard questions that you ask!
It's nine percent sales tax...
Why was six afraid of seven?
John, not Teddy.
Hey! Sweatpants! You can't just walk out.