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- Love you.
- Well, I'm glad you liked it.
I'm ever gonna clean up slushie vomit.
- My purple hair thingy.
- Looking great, guys. Keep up the good work.
but now I'm just at a place in my life
- No. What?
- Yeah, you never stick with anything.
You look great in silk shorts.
in a post-Cloud 9 world?
like that at Sturgis & Sons.
since I'm basically unhirable now.
- Nice. - Hmm.
I don't know, I'm not just something you can schedule
Uh, yeah, I think I'm gonna get a new job
- If you're lucky, maybe you even get to be friends
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, I worked at a consulting firm
- I'm just being realistic, man.
Fettuccine Alfredo, side of grilled cheese,
Doesn't matter who.
I'd rather skip the part where we email for a week
You know, there's magic in that.
You have to press these two buttons at the same time,
- ♪ Time to bring this ship
We work in a big, dumb, ugly store,
- Aw,
- Glenn, hi. - I am so happy to see you.
It was the other Latina employee,
- No!
- You know, I could use a hard worker
- Uh, well, I mean,
You're undocumented, and I'm over 60,
you wrote email@email.email.
floor supervisor job.
- You always know what to say.
and do your laundry.
I just--I can't anymore.
What'll Jessica and Elizabeth get into next?
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