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I'm a little rusty, you know?
- Too many to count. 20, 30?
- So glad I came back for this.
- His throat's a bone magnet.
- Hey, so, um...
- Okay, any five.
so if I have to wait an--
Do you wanna keep hangin and bangin, like as my boyfriend?
with a coworker or two along the way.
I mean, I'm sure you've got hobbies.
- Okay, Jerusha, no offense,
thank you for shopping with us.
- And that, ladies and gentlemen,
but, you know, maybe we don't have to look that hard.
They switched us over to CCDs. Here, look.
- Excuse me. Um, where would I find nutmeg?
But you waited six years for me,
I will work harder
and America doesn't want either of us to work anymore.
- So there's no one you want to take with you?
You and Eric can stay in my house
Look, we work together,
- Yeah.
- Boner alert. - Dude, she's a teenager.
for the first time in my life, and I was like,
I'm the new fulfillment center manager,
did you secretly record our job interviews?
♪
- Hey, I--we--I don't--
he worked at our hardware store till he was 80.
♪ I see the shadows that we cast ♪
and now we're gonna go work with other people.
♪ And my heart is white
right over there. - Aisle 12.
a few more good years left in me.
- Smart time to buy a new washer.