Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah. He's kind of like the Halley's comet of compliments.

Don't date kelso."

So if they were to do these things, they would easily burn their thighs.

I can't believe that Eric wouldn't marry her.

like strands of gold.

Allow me to be the first to welcome you to the "Kelso had sex with my sister" club.

Hyde, remember how you kept bringing it up when Kelso nailed my sister?

People have been coming in nonstop since you talked about the calendar.

Yeah, since then, nothing.

You mess around with butts all the time.

This is why I keep my sister

Okay, this is Hot Donna back...

okay, Steven just found out Michael went out with his sister,

Oh, Angie, I forgot to tell you, I moved those to the annex,

Practice, practice,

Look, in my town, there are two rules.

It's just pictures of half-naked girls posing by cars.

Hey, Hyde, Kelso and Angie--

Okay, you know what?

here's the thing about those stories...

Here's the thing.

who listen to my show.

F.Y.I.--Advice in "playboy"

She said Forman on the radio.

Not I've gotta go back down to the shop before those hairy-ass feminists tear the place down.

I think we have a really big shoplifting problem.

Damn it, Kelso.