Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why didn't you identify yourself as a police officer when you were arrested?
Axel, if this has anything to do with Mikey,
It's late supper, sir, compliments of Axel Foley.
- I was workin'. - Workin' where?
Naims neue Brille
- Bullshit. - A hundred.
Oh, shit.
That would be a neat trick.
Well, we... grew up in the same neighborhood.
I heard a rumor that you're gonna use Rand on this case,
Yes, he can.
I figured I'd take 'em...
Well, I think that's why you have a hard time relaxing.
Phillis What's Wrong, Ma’am ? What's All The Hostility?"
I just bet, you are the pride of Raider Nation.
At least he's had 12 years.
This is the first time he's left his desk in 12 years.
I don't think so.
All right, as soon as you're finished at the hospital, you're on vacation.
It's serious, because it's very important piece.
And then?
But if you decide to butt into this case,
He sent us a late supper, sir. See, this waiter comes over...
and between the two of us, the guy doesn't know the time of day.
Jaywalking? This is bullshit!
Yeah. We're not gonna fall for a dildo on the kitchen table
Billy is on vacation
Make sure we get the right drinks. If I drink club soda, I'll throw up.
You changed, man!
How can you be sure if it'll be drugs, or something?
Why don't you get off my back.
And send down something for dessert. Thank you very much.
Anti Bananna Disguise
- Did you write that one? - That's what I'm tryin' to tell you.
- Gimme the key, I'm gonna follow 'em. - You ever driven a Mercedes before?
Will somebody tell me what's going on?
But it's true, though.
I'd like to order something from your late supper menu.
That report better be on my desk in the morning.
No, no Rolling Stone, no Axel Foley.
I swear to Christ, Zack, I was gonna bring 'em back.
Zack, there was a whole box full of those things there,
into a gross dereliction of duty
- You security here? - Yeah.
Thank you, sir.
that pulled inside here and you guys made a reservation mistake,
- You find something? - Coffee grounds.
What are you gonna do with him?
If anything jumps off, I'll come and I'll get you, all right? OK?
Yeah. Look at his partner over there. They just came in together.
Personally, I don't think that's true. He's not in there.
Would you mind explaining to me what you and Rosewood
- He distracted us, sir. - And how'd he do that?
Now, these two officers were sitting outside wondering what I was doing.
Drugs are sometimes packed in coffee grounds The scent throws off the dogs.
Yes, some people filter hot water through it and drink it.
Balance yourself. OK, here we go.
Undercover officers at location.
Hey, Axel, way to go!
Sorry for the disturbance, folks. Everything's under control.
Yeah, it's coffee on top.
No, sir.
That would be a neat trick.
Hey! Guys!
Not a chance, sir.
Floral delivery is my life
Who the hell is that?
It's a dick, it's supposed to get hard. That's the whole object of this.
If you fall too far behind, don't be afraid to honk, OK?
- Do you understand me? - Let me tell you...
What happened?
If you want to be a fuckin' asshole, you can take the whole load
You haven't the slightest fucking idea Who your dealing with.
Oh, no, no problem.
Yes. Yes, I know.
Now, listen to me, my tough little friend.
The scent throws off the dogs.
Boss. Boss.
Yeah, what's this, your laundry?
Don't fuck with me, Axel.
Hey, man, what's happenin', Phil?
Get it? Anyone? Anyone?
All they asked me to do was drive you out of town.
Why don't you get the hell outta here, cuz.
IS THIS THE MAN THAT WRECKED THE COUNTRY IN HIS SECOND TERM?
No, I'm all right.
Lower your voice, for Christ's sake.
Warm up the truck. Let's get the fuck outta here.
Is this the man who...
- It's not sexy. It's animal. - No, it's not sexy at all.
Is this the gentleman who crashed through Victor Maitland's window?
- Thank you. - Here you go.
Look, cuz, don't even try it, OK?
The deal's for 5,000. That's about 2,000. Count it yourself.
I'm sorry, I'm just fuckin' with you. That's funny to me. Sorry.
Wouldn't you like to hear my report first, sir?
Possession of a concealed weapon, disturbing the peace.
My name is Serge