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to go to the presidential inaugural ball stag?
and change her phone number.
You want to go to a show?
Maybe just a little... applause.
My kids are with my ex-husband.
I was the only one who said no.
Well, I'm giving her this big lecture,
I mean, you want advice?
Nardo, do you know what a shlimazl is?
She's gone out with him every night for the past two weeks.
Oh, hi.
I mean, he's not the man of my dreams, but I like him.
Well, everyone perspires.
It's my own mother.
What do you say?
Yeah.
Boy, this guy.
Where to?
Please, Jill,
No, that's, uh, that's sweat.
Who cares?
I even sprung for Novocaine.
Would you care for another round?
Well... it's fine.
With all the women in this city,
Women.
I'm not sore.
there are those who claim oysters
It's getting so I can't get dates.
I know when a man despises me
( whistling )
This man is coming over tonight.
Walter would be a shlimazl.
You're right.