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I'm a United States Congressman.
So then I got them both on my hands.
You don't have to give him money.
You're scaring me.
Hey, you guys come here all the time, right?
and shlimazls.
Now listen to me.
I think a date with a very attractive
would have any trouble getting chicks.
( growling )
Play it by ear.
Oh, yeah? Why?
A shlimazl's the guy he spills it on.
what took place between Elaine and me,
if you know what I mean.
Hi, Elaine.
Oh, yeah? You want to go out Saturday night?
Then Walter's got some great days ahead.
It was a wonderful evening.
Well, whatever your reasons,
in a non-erogenous zone, you're gone.
Oh, Walter, baloney.
You want to go out with me again?
Thank you.
What's wrong with you?
Oh!
Don't you love life, driver?
and then maybe we can go for a beer.
We hadn't been introduced.
Walter...
was a nice, sweet, average girl
who always looks like he just stepped out of a sauna?
How about every Thursday night for the next three months?
Listen, Nardo... if you ever grab me again
What about Monday?
but if you want my opinion,
Desperately.
I know. Uh, we'll see you later.
I guess you're right.
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