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No, no, put that away. Let's see your papers.

- Yuri, this is... - Candy.

and the region of the world I was visiting.

I need you to watch my back.

Running guns into Liberia, Sierra Leone or the Ivory Coast at least once a week.

and the bullet that lands me in jail is found under my dead brother's rib.

and I'm just not good enough for you now.

It's not "chief of war". It's "war chief".

I've only seen part one

Yes, it's gotta check out.

but I prefer people to fire my guns and miss,

The way I looked at it, what's in a name?

It's wonderful. Thank you so much.

Growing up in Little Odessa, murder was an everyday part of life.

My family has disowned me.

Direction of someone who can act.

It's not "chief of war". it's "war chief".

- Not anymore. - Listen to the nephew.

Say what you like about warlords and dictators.

There was hardly any radar over most of Africa,

This current state of chaos won't last forever.

It's kind of hard to get a tree trunk into my hand luggage.

- I'm on safari. - Yeah?

It’s not lord of dork It’s dorklord

I rarely saw another white man, and I never left town alone.

Personally I blame MTV

What the fuck is that?

Brother, brother, thank you so much for giving me such a beautiful sister.

You know, they accuse me of rigging elections.

I think you're the amateur now.

The Soviets had guns coming out of the demon hole.

And then he's going to tell you that I am to be released.

No, it's gotten simpler.

You know, they call me the Lord of War,

Yeah, go ahead.

This man came here

I also packed six different briefcases, depending on who I was that day

are the enemies of your enemies.

At least there'll be religious freedom.

It costs more to bring it back than to buy new stock.

I made the first sale. We're already in business.

What a cargo crew at Heathrow Airport does in a day,

Yuri likes to spoil you.

Planet Monrovia.

To keep authorities in the dark, I often spoke in code.

You know, same old, same old. Where's Nicki?

you're a good brother, Yuri

My first painting. I'm officially an artist!

until you've supplied weapons to kill your own countrymen.

Yuri, I need to talk to you.

Turn it sideways, it's Dutch.

I don't know. I don't know, Yuri. I don't know.

There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation

as one from a 40-year-old.

that you're to receive a commendation and a promotion.

dinars, drachmas, rubles, rupees pounds-fucking-sterling.

Not complete, sir. And while I hesitate to tell you your job,

I even landed a squadron of helicopter gunships.

Alonso après avoir ken

What they ought to say is, Evil prevails.

where suspicion alone does not constitute a crime.

We're with the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms.

People looking at my code

What's your name again?

Let's put her on top of the Christmas tree.

How are you, brother?

Happy times. Come on. Help yourselves! No charge. Everything goes.

Vitaly, I've tasted your borscht. You're no fucking chef.

Good to make your acquaintance.

or five minutes after.

What are we flying? Dutch. Got it.

Mikhail's saying no más. He's throwing in the towel.

This oil concession should be wrapped up by Thursday.

I guess she didn't really want to hear the answer.

I thought it was 1,200 grenades. Confused.

Let me see it. It's the magazine. Give it to me.

Nicki, stay right here.

the way I've looked in the eyes of a thousand customs officials,

Doesn't look like a four to me. Looks more like a one.

I beg your pardon. May I see another stone?

After The Wall came down,

God! Oh, Jesus.

Report to who? Moscow?

- What's over? - The Cold-fucking-War!

OH LOOK IT'S E DILDO Yes the E is a dildo. Let's fuck it! ahgsdfjfkhsdjksdxhcvbgdcdfg

- What? - Brown-brown.

And Ukraine wasn't the only former state

Thank you. Thank you all.

Little Odessa was to me what it is to the Q train.

I am here to supply his enemies.

God bless America.

The way I look at it, it's the way of Africa.

to put you away for consecutive life sentences.